Dear Ms. Pigford,

My love for you is beginning to fade. Please redeem yourself. I know that a dollar is a dollar and yes, I know that you are making more on this modeling gig that I will ever make writing about it, but we need to chat. You were THE America’s Next Top Model. Tyra would be rolling around in her lace front if she knew that you modeling wigs. Actually, she’d probably be more upset that you didn’t give her the hook-up on the wigs. Nevertheless, the pics are nice, but you didn’t need Top Model for this. In the words of Players Club, “Make ANTM, don’t let it make you.” The new season of ANTM started last night, I hope those girls have more luck than the past winners, but from the looks of things, I doubt it. I know Obama asked for change, but he didn’t say flip the da*n script!

Sincerely,

edanib, President of the Eva Pigford fan club, but not for long if you keep up this mess

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