Number 94 on the list of 101 ways to tell if you’re ghetto is ……
“you use a toothbrush to style your baby hair”

I wish that I could say I photoshopped that date, but I didn’t. This photo is really dated April 2008. We are embarking on the era of spaceships and solar cars and Chilli STILL has baby hair. Maybe I’m wrong, maybe it’s permanent or she has a hole in her head beneath it. Maybe she lost a really bad bet and can never remove it. I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt and look for another picture and I failed.

This is a NICE style and if you look REEEAL close, you’ll see the baby hair. Chilli well ALL know that you have good hair. Why are you still showing this off? How hard is it to take the same gel and water that you use to slick them down to just brush ‘em on back! I don’t get it.

The sad thing is that T-Boz is still rocking the same style too, luckily hers came back around and this is actually a really cute bob, lol. Despite this picture being about 5 years old.

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