Here Ye! Here Ye! I hereby declare that a full head of hair of the redish origin is forever banned. There will be no exceptions to this ban. The only parties excused are those that have that color hair growing directly, I repeat directly, from the root. This does not include sew-ins, clip-ons, glue, lace fronts…NADA. It is written that this law has been amended to include celebrities. You too are ban from wearing any color in your hair that matches a Kool-Aid packet.

In short Ta-Ta.. this ISH IS NOT CUTE! What color you gonna have next for us Sharkleberry Fin, Slammin’ Strawberry-Kiwi, Soarin’ Strawberry-Lemonade. What do you think Kool-Aid… is Fantasia taking this too far?

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