The WNBA definitely got interesting last night. Instead of watching it to see whose hair I could comment on today, I had the pleasure of watching and re-watching and re-watching (thanks Vince) this all out brawl! “The brawl erupted with less than five seconds remaining. Four players were ejected and two technicals were called and it all began with the Shock’s Plenette Pierson and the Sparks’ double-ESPY-winning Parker battling for position on a free throw. And what a Shock the team coached by former Pistons Bad Boy Bill Laimbeer was involved.” Candace Parker was tossed out along with Pierson, Milton-Jones and Mahorn, and apparently Candace’s braids were in to tight. “I don’t even recall what happened — I’ll have to look at the tape,” she said.

The culprits: (insert People’s Court music here) duh duh dut ba duh duh dut dut

Candace Parker

Delisha Milton-Jones

Plenette Pierson

Candace should get off the hook solely for how nice her hair looks here. UPGRADE
Delisha Milton-Jones looks seemingly innocent. However, she’s the one who punched the coach in the head for no apparent reason.
Plenette Pierson should also be charged with having on two unnecessary headbands and perpetrating as a pimp.

SENTENCING: They all should be required to serve 6 months at Dudley’s Hair School. Delisha will easily get out on parole. Candace, a possibility to get out for good hair behavior if she leaves her hair like the above photo. Plenette, DON’T DROP THE SOAP! You’ll be in for awhile.

Here’s the fight:

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